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Say
it not so loud
I’ve been drinking now, pretty much uninterrupted, for over thirty
years. I know drink and I know hangovers. Like some wrinkled medieval
crone who can use her knowledge of herbs to curse or cure, I can
prescribe cocktails to leave you as fucked up as a stabbed rat or I
have spells that will get you through a breakfast meeting with the Head
of Europe with smile and a ribbon in your hair...
I'm
a little
teapot
It was made of aluminium and had two handles, one in the regular place
and another riveted above the spout. This was so the retired stevedore
who ran the place could lift it off the gas ring and pour with it. He
was a gigantic man, but then the great Valhallan pot was big enough to
have contained a coiled child.
Coffee
man
In a space between two tall old houses was a tiny shanty of a
shopfront. A stovepipe spewing the intoxicating smell was jammed
through a hole in the plate glass behind which lurked an elderly man,
tinkering like some mythic kobold among a fantastic collection of
antique machinery.
French
tricks
The French, obviously, think their food is the best in the world. It's
a fair opinion, but I wonder if, at the peak of their international
influence, had the English not agreed with them so very much, that the
whole of the English-speaking world might not consider other cuisines
just as worthy of attention.
Fire & Knives
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Stretching
a
chicken
The Gauloise is a spectacular bird with unusually long and
slender legs. It smells absolutely fresh and shows no sign of bruising
or other damage pre or post-mortem. In fact, once you’ve been staring
at it for twenty minutes, its skin is really very beautiful. Of
consistent, creamy colour, dry, supple and with well distributed
subcutaneous fat that’s still firm at room temperature. I don’t think
this chicken was plucked so much as charmed into disrobing by an
elderly roué.
Long,
low and
slow
With a swashbuckling yuppie elan we scorned the cheaper cuts. The
finest, most tender meat our new wealth could acquire was 'sealed' in
pans as overheated as the market. With vampire zeal we fed and the
juices of near raw meat ran down glossy chins.






